Dear Baby,
It has come to Mommy's attention that we have not set any ground rules for your visit inside of Mommy over the next 5 months. That being said, as a teacher and stepparent, I know that it is never too early to start setting rules. Please pay close attention to the following:
1) Mommy has had quite enough praying to the procelain gods. Nevermind that you don't care much for fiber, vegetables, or pre-natal vitamins. We will eat them because they are good for you. Also, food was put on earth by God to take a ONE WAY trip through the digestive system, NO U-TURNS!
2) Mommy is done feeling hung over every morning. Enough time was spent in college with Mommy paying for her fun the night before (and a few times since), but reminders are not necessary.
3) Mommy's bladder is NOT a trampoline. As much fun as it might be to bounce up and down on it, Mommy is pretty sure that's why her trips to the bathroom have doubled over the last couple weeks. Mommy may not be able to feel you moving around yet, but her bladder is sure feeling the effects of it.
That about covers it for now. Please take note of these few rules and Mommy will be a happy camper.
Love,
Mommy
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